Bean Emergency

This is a roleplaying game (RPG) based on the Three Bean Salad podcast by Henry Paker, Benjamin Partridge and Mike Wozniak.

If you wouldn't know how to react if someone sidled up to you and whispered ‘Pompidou’, this game won't make a lot of sense. You should probably play something else instead.

I took inspiration (stole) from excellent, minimalist RPGs like Lonely Places by Matt Woolman, Lasers and Feelings by John Harper and Honey Heist by Grant Howitt. 

I haven't playtested this game at all, so it might not really work. I also haven't had it proofread. You might be better off just listening to an episode of the podcast instead. You could drag yourself through some ill-thought-out rubbish; torturing yourself with nonsensical ramblings, mistakes and obscure references; all of which would only be of interest to the most socially-deprived, basement-dwelling, mouth-breather nerds…

…or you could give this game a go.